isn't worried that Joe Biden says we're all going to die. He just means someday.

HAH! It wasn't a likely robber with his hoodie up in north Aurora, maybe just a guy with a Swine Flu mask. Cops still investigating.

I'm such a hypochondriac. I have Swine Flu symptoms. Good thing it's not a hemorrhoid pandemic.

Cheney unhappy Obama apologizing for agonizing Bush years. I'm unhappy Cheney won't see jail time for his misdeeds.http://digg.com/u11Eb6

is choking in Texas Toast and G. Rick Perry's two-step.http://digg.com/u11Eb6

feels sorry for the trees that leafed early in March, froze, releafed last week and are losing new growth again. Forget any apples in Denver

For the second time in weeks, Texans are talking about secession. I don't hear any objections.

just finished Ken Follett's "Pillars" novel. Kind of an Atlas Shrugged set in Medieval England or "Ye Old Days of Our Lives. Don't bother.

I wonder if Martha Stewart and Joe Nacchio might share an inside joke on all of this some day.